Quirky Quips from Past & Present
Do you remember?
Lino on the floor,a scullery out the back, a penny in the Meter, coalbrick coke and slack. Keys in the locks, door on the latch, long hot summers, ponies and traps.
Patience and Kindness
God makes a promise, faith believes it, hope anticipates it, patience quietly awaits it.
Sayings & Proverbs
howl your whistjust a moment!
Sheets made from flour bags, winding up the Clocks, Suspenders for men to hold up their socks. Crombie coats, paddy hats, corner shops small, Horsedrwan Hearses with b;ack plumes tall.
The kindly word that fails today may bear it's fruit tomorrow.
Mitching SchoolPlaying Truant
Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine per cent perspiration
The best way for a person to have happy thoughts is to count his blessings not his cash!
* He has a neck for anything but soap!*
*You never miss the water till the well runs dry!*
*A face like a Lurgan spade!*
Glipea stupid person?
Slider: (Ice-Cream Wafer)
Codding (Joking/making fun)